26 March 2007
Strange search-engine queries (60)
It's the ever-popular Monday-morning wrap-up of all the weird questions asked by your friends and neighbors Tuesday through Saturday. (Well, not all of them, obviously.)
Pepsi can masturbation: I assume you don't just pop one out of the fridge.
halle berry perfect stranger masturbate: Why, is she carrying a Pepsi can?
what accident did meatloaf have 20 years ago: He ran into Jim Steinman's ego.
where can i get laid in tulsa: The Doubletree has always worked for me.
enema search engines: Is there one called Ass.com?
zyzzyx scrabble: Rotsa ruck. First, it's a proper noun; second, you'll have to use both blanks, which means you're scoring a maximum of 26 points unless you hit a Premium Square.
babes in varying degrees of undress: Your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to reduce the variation.
funtionally illiterate survey: Oh, look, there's some now.
leg-to-body ratio: In most humanoids, two to one.
racket pin steering: Yeah, I used to have a car like that.
suitable clothing to birthday: You mean, something other than one's birthday suit?
outraging public decency Oklahoma City: Hey, I try my best.
"a never-ending stream of the third-rate": Hey, I try my best.
can putting yogurt in your virginia help your yeast infection: Only if applied south of Charlottesville.