19 March 2007
Strange search-engine queries (59)
I suspect that if I didn't post anything for seven whole days, I'd still have enough material to stock this little weekly trip through the logs.
i'd rather have my daughter be a pole dancer than my son become an architect: Of course you would. The architect has to finish his degree first.
"love funny guys": Of course you do. This is why women will always snub Ioan Gruffudd for a shot at Gilbert Gottfried.
unattractive women, nude: Picky, picky, picky.
oklahoma "richard morrissette" illegal: So far as I can tell, Rep. Morrissette is in fact legal in Oklahoma.
Who sang Frankie Fontaine (King of Genital Rock): MacLean and MacLean. In that order.
Dentyne ice international shipping via usps: Let me understand this. You're ordering gum from overseas?
is it illegal to pay someone to clean there [sic] house in the nude: Probably not as illegal as it is if you don't pay them after they clean.
naked pictures of employees from the pennsylvania renaissance faire: If they stayed in costume, obviously they weren't naked, and if they didn't stay in costume, they probably got fired, in which case they were no longer employees.
i would be suitable for the position of restaurant manager because: Um, you have no fear of grease traps?
comic sans use in business: Not if you want to stay in business.
men pics from catalogs used by scammers on okcupid: What? Guys being deceitful on a dating site? Whoever heard of such a thing?
i ate expired pillsbury biscuits: How sad. How are the survivors holding up?
salons in hattiesburg that do brazilian wax: Just once I'd like to see a salon in Brazil offering a Hattiesburg wax.
what is the government doing against low wages: Giving itself a raise.Posted at 6:26 AM to You Asked For It