The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

13 April 2007

Because Hooters was too, um, classy

The ever-annoying Joe Francis has announced plans to open a chain of "Girls Gone Wild" theme restaurants.

A word of advice if you're calling for reservations: don't order the crabs.

(Seen at Modestly Yours.)

Posted at 6:59 AM to Wastes of Oxygen


Will he be allowed to open one in Big Beaver?

Posted by: McGehee at 11:39 AM on 13 April 2007

Don't encourage him.

Posted by: CGHill at 11:42 AM on 13 April 2007

Top ten remarks to "Girls Gone Wild" waitresses:

1) Got milk?
2) Do fries go with that shake?
3) I know what I want, but it's not on the menu.
4) I'll have the Naked Lunch.
5) HominaHominaHomina
6) WooooooOOOOOOOOOOO!
7) Wait. I thought this was the Merchant's Lunch?
8) No baby, this place is MUCH classier than Hooters!
9) Is this where McGehee set the Jello-shot record?
10) Let me show you what I can do with a McNugget.

Posted by: Mister Snitch! at 6:55 PM on 13 April 2007

Sign at the entrance to the "Girls Gone Wild" restaurants:

You must be
THIS STUPID
to eat here

Posted by: Mister Snitch! at 6:57 PM on 13 April 2007

9) Is this where McGehee set the Jello-shot record?

Which one?

Posted by: McGehee at 7:05 PM on 13 April 2007