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News Item: An Oklahoma City police officer accused of sending pictures of his penis from his cell phone to a female officer's cell phone has been put on administrative paid leave, a police spokesman said.

Top Ten responses to receiving a picture of an Oklahoma City policeman's penis on one's cell phone:

1. "I'm sorry, I was expecting a private dick."
   
9. [muffled giggling]
   
8. "I have the right to remain silent."
   
9. "I guess with that, it's not really sexual harassment, is it?"
   
6. "That's no place to hang a donut."
   
5. "How many banks got robbed in the last couple of minutes?"
   
4. "See my answer at PointingAndLaughing.com."
   
3. "You could have sent that as text and saved ten cents."
   
4. [stony silence]
   
5. "Obviously you're not in the Hefner Division."
   

(Alternate title: Cop on the Beat.)