Strange search-engine queries (63)

What we have here is a selection of actual search strings keyed in by actual humanoids which actually landed on this site during the past week or so. We have this because, well, it beats coming up with more actual content.

trees with spiny balls:  They're called sweetgums, and if you mess with them you'll see how tough those balls can be.

"would you switch bodies":  Yeah, like someone is gonna want mine.

Women who think they’re enjoying a purely platonic relationship with a heterosexual male are either delusional or completely unattractive:  I disagree. Then again, I have to.

prius mpg actual docile drivers:  Nobody knows for sure. You drive in a docile manner around here, you get run over, hence zero mpg.

what is the greatest achievement a woman can have:  Never having to answer questions like that.

When is the 1st anniversary of Gene Pitney's death?  Eleven days ago, or approximately 264 hours from Tulsa.

Harry Reid born in slop jar:  Not true, although it is rumored he keeps his ethics in the lid of a septic tank in Pahrump.

dirty disney crotch:  Will somebody please get some damn pants on Donald?

nude sunbathing in back yard in front of neighbors:  Two words: tall fence.

if earthworms poop does it mean that they're near death:  Only the last time.

can i wear pantyhose during an MRI?  If they're nonmetallic.

where is a great place to take a guy on his birthday in WI:  Any place that has beer and brats.

her vagina looks like a hamburger:  Whatever happened to "think outside the bun"?

Posted at 6:29 AM to You Asked For It


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