23 April 2007
Strange search-engine queries (64)
Will they still read these, will they still need these, now there's sixty-four? We shall see.
definition of mixed emotions? Your tobacco and petroleum investments are producing higher ROI than your "socially-responsible" investments.
Trust vs. Betrayal: Betrayal ultimately won on appeal.
"clothing optional" at "dude ranch": And you should see some of those dudes.
create a monthly grid report of all occurrences in excel: I used to think that God ran the universe this way, until I realized that God would never use Microsoft Office.
what is an employee rights if she doesn't want to smoke a resident at a nursing home facility: Most residents of nursing homes, I suspect, object to being smoked.
why are beagles so dumb sometimes: They're specialists. If they're not hunting, they're wondering what they're supposed to be doing.
elmer fudd with a toothache: "Ooh, you cwazy wabbit, you've ovewwidden all my pweventative dentistwy!"
can you use cool whip for oral sex: See above.
what eats hornets: Mavericks.
"shopping in the nude": You might not want to stand in front of the frozen-food cabinets for too long.
feng shui flying horses: Rear end facing away from my house.
lindsay beyerstein gets on my nerves: You're taking this blogging stuff much too seriously.
do vegans eat animal crackers: Well, not oyster crackers.
"color of the rectum": Wait a while and it will be brown.Posted at 6:27 AM to You Asked For It