The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

21 May 2007

All the comforts of gnome

The business plan looks like this:

  1. Produce underpants that protect against cell-phone radiation.
  2. ????
  3. Profit!

It seems hardly sporting to point out that:

  1. Weren't cell phones supposed to cause brain damage?
  2. These are being marketed only to men.

(Via Engadget.)

Posted at 7:12 AM to Dyssynergy


  1. Where do you think men's brains are?
  2. Are there enough women talking out of their ass to justify marketing it to them?
Posted by: Matt at 3:59 PM on 21 May 2007

And your point?

Posted by: McGehee at 4:28 PM on 21 May 2007

Er, Matt's comment wasn't there when I posted mine. Honest!

Posted by: McGehee at 9:09 PM on 21 May 2007

No, it wasn't. My fault for not watching the moderation queue very closely.

Posted by: CGHill at 9:20 PM on 21 May 2007

So, I'm not going insane?

Great, now I'll have to come up with some other excuse for the things I do.

Posted by: McGehee at 10:20 AM on 22 May 2007

Since the obvious jokes have already been made, I'll just back out oif the room slowly.

Posted by: Mister Snitch! at 1:32 PM on 22 May 2007