The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

26 May 2007

Mere gazing is insufficient

Fashion plate and part-time metaphysician Jessica Simpson has affixed her name to a fragrance for one's navel.

Immediate reaction: Shouldn't there be different applicators for innies and outies?

And what's to stop her from marketing, say, strawberry-flavored toe jam?

Posted at 9:27 AM to Rag Trade


You pose an interesting question: "What's to stop her from marketing, say, strawberry-flavored toe jam?" I can't think of one. Her brand has been dilluted perhaps as much as is possible.

Posted by: Troy Worman at 10:07 AM on 26 May 2007

Why must it be strawberry? Why not chopped liver? Or asparagus?

Posted by: miriam at 10:03 AM on 27 May 2007

Um, orange?

(For the navel fragrance, at least, it seems obvious...)

Posted by: McGehee at 7:24 PM on 27 May 2007