26 May 2007Mere gazing is insufficientFashion plate and part-time metaphysician Jessica Simpson has affixed her name to a fragrance for one's navel. Immediate reaction: Shouldn't there be different applicators for innies and outies? And what's to stop her from marketing, say, strawberry-flavored toe jam? Posted at 9:27 AM to Rag TradeYou pose an interesting question: "What's to stop her from marketing, say, strawberry-flavored toe jam?" I can't think of one. Her brand has been dilluted perhaps as much as is possible. Posted by: Troy Worman at 10:07 AM on 26 May 2007Why must it be strawberry? Why not chopped liver? Or asparagus? Posted by: miriam at 10:03 AM on 27 May 2007Um, orange? (For the navel fragrance, at least, it seems obvious...) Posted by: McGehee at 7:24 PM on 27 May 2007 |