14 May 2007
Strange search-engine queries (67)
This is actually the 68th in the series; the very first of these compendiums was titled "Do I look like freaking Jeeves?" What's more, rather a long time passed before this became a weekly feature. Still, that first intro is worth remembering:
Today's log is even more full of questions than usual, and being the generous soul I am, I figured the least I could do is tackle some of them head-on. Every last one of these was a search-engine request that, reports SiteMeter, led to a page at this very domain.
dora the explorer smoking a weed joint: I bet she got it from Swiper.
the pleasures of love are always in proportion to the fear: Geez, you'd think I'd be having serious fun.
chickenshit fertilizer: If that actually worked, Washington, D.C. would be the greenest spot on earth.
why teller wear pantyhose: Evidently Penn is kinda kinky.
Greg Kihn sucked: Now that's a Kihntemptible thing to say.
with a lovely naked unclothed typist (6): And I am not known for lengthy dictation.
how to measure the iq of a human being: Start with 100. If he at any time says "Oh, that's just the guy from the federal government, he's here to help," subtract 12.
visualizing dream girl: I tried that, and a hand materialized from out of nowhere and slapped me silly.
King Kaufman salon transexual: I think you've confused him with some other sportswriter.
divine sapphic lifetime hookups: Aren't they, though?
sagittarius women give great blowjobs: I suppose I'll have to take your word for it.
does the local option sales tax unfairly target the poor: No more than any other sales tax.
are narcissists cruel to animals: Only if they can find the time.
My penis aches with desire on the mountaintop of nudism: You sure it's desire and not, say, mosquitoes?
Charles Hill arrested: This might make sense if the next word had been "development."Posted at 6:29 AM to You Asked For It