The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

21 May 2007

Strange search-engine queries (68)

As you might expect, most people use search engines to find useful information. Then there were these folks.

Where did Ann Coulter go to high school?  New Canaan (CT) High School, where she developed methods of getting the Debate Club to cry.

st. peter knows everything search engine:  It's true. However, it takes a whole lifetime to learn how to log in.

nudism etiquette and farting:  Similar to that for clothed individuals, though the one-cheek sneak is more difficult.

ask Jeeves where are pictures of naked fairies:  Jeeves stays out of this, ever since he saw Henry Wooster mooning over Tinkerbell.

what was formerly known as the end of the world?  The cancellation of The Ed Sullivan Show, in 1971.

Corvette Chastity, Prototype:  This is the model whose top doesn't go down.

pornok:  A logical extension of the NewsOK brand, but one not likely to occur to Opubco.

what can you buy a nudist for her birthday:  Jewelry. You know she'll wear that.

pave the ocean:  What, don't we have enough potholes already?

why does a dirty jockstrap smell good:  This is evidently some definition of "good" we didn't cover in English class.

chlamydia wax bikini:  I submit that if you have chlamydia, you have more immediate needs than a bikini wax.

is it illegal to bury a cat in florida:  If it's not actually dead, yes.

horizontal "parallel universe" "match.com":  Is this the one where I actually get dates?

mayonnaise in engine:  Definitely a reason to change the oil.

likelihood girlfriend 8 inch penis:  Obviously I can't speak for everyone, but I've never had a girlfriend who had an eight-inch penis, or indeed any penis at all.

Posted at 6:16 AM to You Asked For It


On the last one it's obvious you've never seen the Crying Game

Posted by: Dwayne "the canoe guy" at 7:02 AM on 21 May 2007

I have indeed seen The Crying Game. Which is one reason "I can't speak for everyone."

Posted by: CGHill at 7:14 AM on 21 May 2007