23 June 2007
Now don't think I'm a nut
Right near the radio, there should be a device that has 3 buttons. Hitting the first button would play the Judas Priest song, "Breakin' the Law." This comes in handy when you knowingly go through a stale yellow light. I typically sing the song out loud, except I think it would be cool to press a button and have it play. BREAKIN' THE LAW, BREAKIN' THE LAW!!! The next button would play, "Take this job and shove it! I ain't workin' here no more!” You might hit this button as you pull out of your parking space to head home from work or when someone you love asks, "How was your day?" The final button would play Steve Martin’s song, "King Tut." No reason other than it's funny and always makes me smile.
Gimme a fourth button marked "Missile Launcher," with suitable lights and sound effects, and I'm in.Posted at 7:19 PM to Driver's Seat