The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

15 June 2007

Somewhere, William Hung is laughing

And I don't blame him:

Musician Mariah Carey has been named the worst singer of all time by British entertainment magazine The Word. The "Heartbreaker" singer was labelled a "proper tune butcher" by the anonymous writer of the piece.

The article reads, "(Carey is) clearly the worst thing to happen to popular music since (disgraced British pop mogul) Jonathan King. All technique, gallons of surgery gloop, and not an atom of soul anywhere."

Geez, and I sort of liked Jonathan King, at least before he revised "Hooked on a Feeling."

And I bet that "gloop" is more sugary than surgery.

(Via Fark.)

Posted at 4:27 PM to Tongue and Groove