11 June 2007
Strange search-engine queries (71)
Once a week, I pick up ye olde SiteMeter, turn it upside down, and look at what falls out. Some of it, you get to look at.
foxwoods AND prostitution: Both can cost you a lot of money in the long run.
the three stooges msdos download: On the other hand, Shemp used a Mac.
repressing crossdress: First, see if your outfit needs pressing. If it's still crinkled, you may have to repress it.
"hannity in a dress": Probably needs ironing, too.
how do you make gatorade: Step 1: Catch a gator.
thumbs up george bush: Another reason not to shake hands with Karl Rove.
gilligan nude fake: You better believe it, little buddy.
horny + immature: Been there, been that.
Dick Cheney is cooler than Hunter S. Thompson: I dunno. Dr. Thompson is dead, so he's probably not generating a whole lot of heat.
red beetles and doritos: What, are you too cheap to buy salsa?
ten sexual turn ons for married women: If I knew any of those I might still be married.
"Maureen Dowd" dustbury: Suddenly I feel a cold chill.