18 June 2007
Strange search-engine queries (72)
In this weekly feature, the contents of the logs are put in a box, shaken (not stirred), then poured out onto the table, and the least-explicable search strings are placed here for your amusement.
naturist dixie chicks: Naw. They just strip for magazine covers once in a while.
artsy fartsy gallery tampa florida: Founded by a couple of snowbirds, Art and Florence Phartstein from Mahwah, New Jersey.
can I use summer's eve in rectal: For all I care, you can use WD-40.
running pfs:first choice on windows XP: I suggest you export your data to an application more recent than the French and Indian War.
is bush going to run for a third term: He can't. Not even Karl Rove can change that.
is a 5 inch penis unattractive to women: Why would you ask me this?
what is oklahoma's average winter temperature? Colder than a mother-in-law's kiss.
garbage "Cherry Lips" music video invisible how: Good old green-screen work, with a little bit of digital cleanup.
are cottonwood trees outlawed because of their annoying seeds: This guy's obviously never seen a sweetgum.
walmart temporary job passing personality test: Who knew there was a personality test to work at Wal-Mart?
nick coleman zorro: This will undoubtedly surprise anyone who reads the Star Tribune.
nightingale droppings internet purchase: They sell all kinds of crap on the Web.
hair as number one choice for mate selection: Obviously I will die alone.Posted at 6:59 AM to You Asked For It