The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

20 July 2007

Ground control to major heartache

Memphis' Tiger Time Lawn Care is pretty much like most of its competitors: they send someone out to cut your grass.

Except that they can charge you more for sending a young woman in a bikini to do the yard work.

I'm not sure what I think about this. The main reason I'd hire someone to mow my lawn is so I wouldn't have to think about it myself: a scantily-clad female out front for half an hour would definitely violate the sacred principle of "out of sight, out of mind."

Having so said, I am compelled to admit that on a previous trip to Illinois, I employed the services of a number of teenaged girls in swimsuits. Okay, they were doing a car wash to raise funds for their athletic teams; still, I could have done the job myself for a lot less than $20.

And it's not like I would ever have tried to pick them up or anything.

(Via Fark.)

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