The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

2 July 2007

I thought there were no second acts

TV Guide polled its Web readers: "Who do you think has a greater chance of bouncing back professionally?" The choices: Isaiah Washington or P*** H***** (I can't even bring myself to type her name).

Fifty-five percent of the respondents voted for H*****, which compels me to ask: "Bouncing back to what?" What exactly is it she does, beyond the production of headlines and carbon dioxide?

Posted at 7:54 PM to Almost Yogurt


Don't forget production of night vision porn. Not that I saw it or anything.

Posted by: Jeffro at 9:23 PM on 2 July 2007

Famous for being famous. Ugly, despicable, but sadly all too true.

Posted by: david at 9:40 PM on 2 July 2007

My mind filled in Pee Wee Herman-- that is until I got to the parentheses and then I realized you meant Paris Hilton. :-)

Posted by: Donna at 9:41 PM on 2 July 2007

"I thought there were no second acts"

I pity the fool who still believes THAT.

Posted by: Mister Snitch! at 10:11 PM on 2 July 2007

What a nonsensical post; you're obviously trolling for the search engine hits for P*** H*****.

Posted by: Brian J. at 10:35 PM on 2 July 2007

I'm completely unable to come up with a P*** H***** at all. I -can- think of a P**** H***** that some consider to be "newsworthy" (particularly if "nightvision" is involved) though I'm not one of them.

Posted by: unimpressed at 12:43 PM on 4 July 2007