The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

24 July 2007

It can't happen here

How slow a news day?

A mysterious blonde paid a visit to a petrol station shop in the small eastern German town of Dömitz on Sunday — wearing nothing but a pair of golden stilettos and a thin gold bracelet. The tall, tattooed woman (pictured) strolled into the shop ... and bought cigarettes, petrol station employee Ines Swoboda told Reuters on Monday.

"I wasn't surprised because she's come in naked before — she's a very nice woman," Swoboda said, adding none of the other customers were bothered by the appearance. The woman could have faced charges of creating a public disturbance if anyone had complained. A quick-witted customer did, however, snap pictures of the woman believed to be about 30 years old as she walked back to a waiting Ferrari and climbed into the passenger seat.

The likelihood of this happening in my neighborhood is next to nil; I can't even imagine said mysterious blonde showing up at a Circle K in a '94 Ford Escort. Still, one question nags at me: the EU still allows cigarette sales?

Disclosure: I have operated a motor vehicle while unclothed, though never a Ferrari, and never in the company of someone else.

(Via Fark.)

Posted at 11:53 AM to Birthday Suitable


It's not a '94 Ford Escort, it's a '90 Ford Taurus. I'll try to make sure I stop in your neighborhood next time. :)

Posted by: aka_monty at 2:02 PM on 24 July 2007

Somehow I can't see you in golden stilettos. Maybe it's imagination I lack. :)

Posted by: CGHill at 2:03 PM on 24 July 2007

Okay, you caught me, they're actually gold-glitter flip-flops.

Posted by: aka_monty at 2:58 PM on 24 July 2007

Until McGehee comments, I won't know what to think about this.

Posted by: Mister Snitch! at 4:54 PM on 24 July 2007

Uh, I'm very concerned about this. Isn't there a heat wave going on over there? Combine that with a naked bottom on leather seats, and one seriously has to question this woman's sanity.

Posted by: Heather at 7:09 PM on 24 July 2007

If she's done this on a regular basis, she's probably learned to keep a towel on the seat.

Posted by: CGHill at 7:12 PM on 24 July 2007

wearing nothing but a pair of golden stilettos and a thin gold bracelet.

What -- no shoes?

Posted by: McGehee at 9:01 PM on 24 July 2007

The other prerequisite for this sort of thing is tinted glass, and the darker the better.

Posted by: CGHill at 10:14 AM on 25 July 2007