24 July 2007
It can't happen here
How slow a news day?
A mysterious blonde paid a visit to a petrol station shop in the small eastern German town of Dömitz on Sunday wearing nothing but a pair of golden stilettos and a thin gold bracelet. The tall, tattooed woman (pictured) strolled into the shop ... and bought cigarettes, petrol station employee Ines Swoboda told Reuters on Monday.
"I wasn't surprised because she's come in naked before she's a very nice woman," Swoboda said, adding none of the other customers were bothered by the appearance. The woman could have faced charges of creating a public disturbance if anyone had complained. A quick-witted customer did, however, snap pictures of the woman believed to be about 30 years old as she walked back to a waiting Ferrari and climbed into the passenger seat.
The likelihood of this happening in my neighborhood is next to nil; I can't even imagine said mysterious blonde showing up at a Circle K in a '94 Ford Escort. Still, one question nags at me: the EU still allows cigarette sales?
Disclosure: I have operated a motor vehicle while unclothed, though never a Ferrari, and never in the company of someone else.
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