The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

11 July 2007

No sign of W. C. Fields anywhere

Philadelphia, Mississippi — 727.8 miles

Two anomalies this morning before I ever got underway. First, the father of the two kids in the Infamous Spinning Top Incident caught me at the door and offered profuse apologies, and said "I know you said it was no big deal, but they have to learn not to do stuff like that." With this sort of thinking around the house, I think they'll learn just fine. Besides, what is life without the occasional risk?

About twenty-five feet later, I looked over at Gwendolyn's flank, and the left rear tire seemed flatter than usual. (I've had radials long enough to know that appearances can be deceptive, but work with me here.) I muttered something under my breath, popped open the console, and withdrew my pencil gauge. The results were discouraging. And if you were thinking "Yeah, but this is the kind of person who brings a freaking air pump with him," you get the gold star. (It hadn't lost any more air by the time I gassed up, so I assume that this was just a failure of my pre-launch countdown procedure.)

Two universities live, cheek by jowl, in the middle of northern Louisiana, and I saw them both: Grambling, an historic black college, is only a few miles from Louisiana Tech. Tech is neat, almost antiseptic; Grambling is rambling, and the legendary old football stadium has seen better days. (On the other hand, the new Assembly Center is pretty spiffy.) I saw lots of Tech students, not so many at Grambling, but everyone seemed bright and neatly-pressed, probably because it was still pretty early in the morning and the humidity hadn't kicked in yet. Were I the cheapskate I profess to be, I'd probably wonder why these schools, five miles apart, weren't merged. But their missions are altogether different, and I certainly wouldn't want either of them to go away.

Canton, Mississippi is the home of Nissan's US truck plant, which you'll find out quickly enough if you come up 55 from Jackson: the exit right before Canton proper is marked "Nissan Dr." The plant itself is huge, and has the capacity to produce 400,000 vehicles a year. (And if you want the tour, you need to request it a lot earlier than five minutes after you arrive.) Canton itself is full of "Home of Nissan" banners, but there were a lot of other manufacturers' trucks downtown, although I did spot two Infinitis in one block, one of which was a loaner from the Jackson dealership.

Mississippi 16 is a lovely, if unchallenging, two-laner that starts in Canton and took me to Philadelphia, a town of about 8000 that probably wouldn't have so many hotels were it not for the Choctaw Nation reservation just to the west, a veritable Casino Heaven if you like that sort of thing. Me, I shrug.

Posted at 4:26 PM to World Tour '07


So you are the other person who uses the word "spiffy." Enjoy the miles and keep bringing us the smiles!

Posted by: Aero at 5:33 PM on 11 July 2007

I use "spiffy" rather a lot, actually.

Posted by: CGHill at 6:04 PM on 11 July 2007

I don't know if you're going through Tuscaloosa tomorrow, but if so, don't miss:

1. Dreamland Barbecue. People drive from Atlanta for it. They don't serve anything but ribs, white bread to mop it with, various chips in bags, and various sodas and beers. Hound dogs in the parking lot, license plates on the wall, a real dump -- but great ribs. Anyone in town can tell you how to get there.

2. The Natural History Museum on campus at the U. of A. has the only meteorite ever known to have struck a human being, in Sylacauga in 1954. (After coming through the roof, it bounced a couple of times and destroyed her TV before hitting her on the leg, so she only suffered minor bruising and major hysteria.) It's a very black, very sinister, jagged hunk of rock.

I haven't seen either in 10 years, but I'm pretty sure they're both still there.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at 10:59 PM on 11 July 2007

As an aid to those of us who are living vicariously through you as you trek through the erstwhile Confederacy, and because it gave me an excuse to play with a new technology (the new My Maps feature on Google Maps), I put together a map showing your approximate route so far, based on the info in your posts. I'll maintain this as I have opportunity during the Tour. Naturally, Chaz, if you'd just as soon I not, just say the word, and I'll deep-six this thing.

Have a great trip, the blogosphere is watching!

Posted by: Kirk at 9:11 AM on 12 July 2007

Regarding the map, I wasn't happy with my first effort, so use the link in this comment instead -- the first one has gone the way of all things.

Posted by: Kirk at 11:28 AM on 12 July 2007

So far, it looks pretty accurate.

Posted by: CGHill at 3:26 PM on 12 July 2007