Strange search-engine queries (76)

I may be on the road, but the Googlers and Yahooligans and whatever keep coming, so, with apologies to Russell Cardwell, here we go again.

good pair of nude hose that look invisible:  Might as well get a can of spray and be done with it; at least it won't run. (You hope.)

how to tell the difference between a girl finch and a boy finch:  I'll just bet it's somehow pecker-related.

scoreboard bedroom light:  I wouldn't know. I seldom score there.

"nine years old" 36c bra:  If it's that old, you might as well throw it away.

cocaine lye:  But J. J. Cale told me she don't lye.

used jockstrap lou christie:  No wonder the gypsy cried. She could barely breathe.

male enhancement 5 seconds:  If it's only 5 seconds, it's not much of an enhancement, is it?

is modern lyric writing just blither:  No. It also contains bathos, pretentiousness, and dubious rhyme schemes.

claims adjuster nude:  Honey, that wasn't a claim he was adjusting.

is there anyone who likes working in retail:  That character who wangled the 90-percent employee discount, maybe.

What Is Octagon Soap Used For?  Among other things, washing stop signs.

transvestite women welding while at weddings:  Insert "hot rods" joke here.

girls in bikinis knock on my door and ask for condoms:  Right. Sure they do.

r'lyeh mcgehee:  Cthulhu comes to Coweta!

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