9 July 2007
Strange search-engine queries (75)
For some reason, this feature has picked up an occasional fan, but I suppose I can keep doing it anyway. If you're new around here, this is what happens: I comb through the last week's worth of Site Meter listings, note the arrivals from search engines, and make fun of the goofier ones. It's a good way to kill a Sunday evening, and it gives me a fresh post on a Monday morning.
pictures of a kid getting a reactal themometer stuck up their butt: Obviously this person isn't anal about spelling.
marie antoinette transvestite: "Let them wear drag."
the bustiest senior citizen in america who is she: The winner, who prefers to remain anonymous, is a 94-year-old widow living near the Teton Range in Wyoming. She still has her original bison-hide implants.
horrible looking cakes: Maybe someone left them out in the rain.
Vickie's Valences: Minus three, alongside nitrides and phosphates.
sex with bag over head: So much for sucking face.
"big flaring nostrils" -dog -cat -bird: Perhaps you should put a bag over its head.
What do a Cadillac Escalade and C3PO have in common? You probably shouldn't park either of them near the Mos Eisley Cantina.
definition of doomaflatchie: It's like those thingumabobs and those other gizmos.
mean bitches crushing mens balls: Yeah, I'd say that's mean.
yogurt of the eighties: Surely it's spoiled by now.
5 inch penis is satisfying: "And who do you expect to satisfy with that?" she asked. "Me," he replied.
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