23 July 2007
Strange search-engine queries (77)
As usual on Monday morning, we present entirely too many examples of the search string at its strangest: each and every one of these showed up in my referrer log during the last week.
menendez brothers clemency: For what? Because they're orphans?
"elton john" boron: A major component of Crocodile Rock.
is subaru for democrats? They don't ask your affiliation at the dealership.
"car that runs on" "fairy dust": Must be a Subaru.
antique pictures university of oklahoma athletics: From a time when they weren't under NCAA investigation, I assume.
i-65 traffic accident outside atlanta georgia on 16 july: Since I-65 doesn't come close to Atlanta, this must mean all of them.
peter noone nude: I'm Henry with 8, I am.
she was too sexy to be a librarian: So they hid her behind the reference desk and hoped no one would notice.
Dan Blocker penis size: Didn't you figure there was a reason they called him "Hoss"?
am i gay for getting a brazilian bikini wax: Not unless you got it from Glenn Greenwald.
walt disney is a perv: But he's a dead perv.
chemical formula C3PO: Tricarbon oxyphosphate? Doesn't look stable to me.
why are we here: Because we were already over there.