The shape of things to come

This is the schedule from here out, subject to minor alterations for logistical reasons and, as always, barring catastrophe:

• Tuesday: Knoxville
  
• Wednesday: Nashville
  
• Thursday: Champaign/Urbana
  
• Friday: Cedar Rapids
  
• Saturday/Sunday: Kansas City
  

Inasmuch as the first item here reads "Knoxville," here are the Top Ten things I'm more likely to get than an audience with Glenn Reynolds:

10. The chance to rummage through Marg Helgenberger's lingerie drawer
    
9. The keys to an S-Class Benz
   
8. A winning Powerball ticket
   
7. Video of Al Gore buying a Hummer
   
6. The RIAA reconstitutes itself as a time-share operator in Florida
   
5. Hillary admits she's had nothing lifted or resculpted — but Bill has
   
4. Immediate and permanent cessation of all comment spam
   
3. Burge/Goldstein ticket unstoppable in the primaries
   
2. CBS replaces Katie Couric with Megan McArdle
   
1. Actually getting blogrolled by Glenn Reynolds
   

Jagger's Law — "You can't always get what you want" — applies.

Update: It didn't come off, and the Interested-Participant thinks he knows why: "I personally believe that Reynolds wants cash."