The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

28 August 2007

Fetch ... the Comfy Chair!

Been there, even sat there, says Mark Steyn:

The jacket of Poems From Guantánamo: The Detainees Speak shows a photograph by Paul J. Richards of Agence France-Presse: a close-up of the shackles that chain a man's ankles to the floor while he's being interrogated. But what rang a bell with me was the strip of carpet you can glimpse just above it. I visited Gitmo last fall — for Ramadan, as it happens — and, among other highlights, got to visit the interrogation room. The detainees are questioned while seated on a La-Z-Boy recliner or a sofa — blue plush with gold piping. I found this a sufficiently novel form of torture upholstery to ask the guard if he'd mind snapping a picture of me in the jihadist La-Z-Boy. It's sitting in a file at the Pentagon somewhere. But no doubt in 20 years' time I'll be running for public office and my opponent's oppo-research team will use it for an attack ad claiming I was a top al-Qaeda operative at the turn of the century.

And just in case you were curious:

I mention the La-Z-Boy recliner not to make a political argument so much as an artistic one. Presumably when Paul J. Richards snapped his pic for Agence France-Presse, either the La-Z-Boy or the sofa was in the frame. But the Iowa University Press chose to crop the furniture out of the cover shot. Why? You can figure they'd have left it in if there'd been a rickety wooden chair under a bare lightbulb swinging on a frayed cord. But a book with a La-Z-Boy on the front doesn't exactly shriek "Death camp!"

And let's face it, there are a lot of folks who'd feel awfully hurt if they didn't get to shriek "Death camp!"

(Via Kathy Shaidle.)

Posted at 3:43 PM to Political Science Fiction


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So torture is permitted if there's nearby upholstery?

Posted by: Matt at 3:07 PM on 29 August 2007

Hey, the interrogator has to sit somewhere.

Posted by: CGHill at 4:35 PM on 29 August 2007

The Liberal Manual of Acceptable Interrogation Techniques states that the subject may only be seated in one of several approved (non-leather) La-Z-Boy models, in the 3/4 position. However, it is acceptable form to dangle the unplugged power cord in front of them and taunt them about the Swedish Massage.

Posted by: Mister Snitch! at 8:25 PM on 30 August 2007