The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

9 August 2007

Infidelity investments

Actual case filed in the Southern District of Texas, which requires no explanation:

Leroy Greer v. 1-800-Flowers.Com Inc.
H-07-2543 (Houston)

Breach of contract action in which the defendants agreed to keep the plaintiff's order of flowers for his girlfriend private, with no record of the transaction mailed to him at his home or office.

Months later, the defendants sent a thank you card to the plaintiff's home, and his wife called the defendants for proof of the purchase. The defendants faxed the plaintiff's wife proof of his order of flowers for his girlfriend, which resulted in a divorce being filed.

Note to Mr Cheatypants: Next time, you might try a different florist — and pay cash.

(Via Consumerist.)

Posted at 1:49 PM to Dyssynergy

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