The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

31 August 2007

Quote of the week

Andrea Harris riffs on the same Moxie post as I did, but with far more forcefulness:

The old grandmas had it right: men will not buy milk they can get for free. And they won't even use that money they saved to buy their orgies with one-legged, HIV-positive dwarf tranny hookers, and meth; they'll put the all-night crotch party on your credit card and use the saved cash to buy a new Cadillac Escalade. My fellow females, men will never be honest again until we tell them "no" and keep on telling them. What's the worst that can happen? Men will all catch AIDS from crippled dwarf tranny hookers and die? Not all of them will. True — the ones left will probably be Christians but I think we ladies can put up with that slight flaw.

To this I can add only that the women I know have no trouble telling me "no." (Like I'd actually ask for that.)

Posted at 7:00 PM to QOTW


That was hysterical.
WC

Posted by: writer chick at 10:21 PM on 31 August 2007

In New Zealand, during the '50s, dairy farmers bought butter they could get for free because the government price policy made it attractive for them to do so.

Posted by: triticale at 6:25 PM on 1 September 2007

I have no idea what the hell that means but I've heard that dairy farming is an incomprehensible business anyway.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at 8:55 PM on 1 September 2007