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News item: Karl Rove, the political adviser who masterminded President George W. Bush's two winning presidential campaigns, is resigning, the White House confirmed Monday. In an interview published this morning in The Wall Street Journal, Rove said, "I just think it's time."

Top Ten items on Karl Rove's agenda once he leaves the White House:

10. Walk past Patrick Fitzgerald's house, whistle
    
9. Redesign secret weather machine to produce pure carbon dioxide, then place it in stationary orbit over Al Gore
   
8. Sign on to Emperor Palpatine's campaign
   
7. Buy more Halliburton stock
   
6. Join General Motors, become TV spokesman for Hummer
   
5. Start fast-food chain to be called "Karl's Sr."
   
4. Stop sending checks to right-wing bloggers
   
3. Call up Harry Reid every half-hour, ask "Is your refrigerator running?"
   
2. Cancel date with Maureen Dowd
   
1. Mastermind George W. Bush's campaign for President of Mexico in 2012
   

Busy man.

Posted at 8:00 AM to Listing to One Side , Political Science Fiction