16 August 2007
Squirrels of the Borg
They always were a trifle indiscriminate about the species they assimilated, and this is the unfortunate result.
Clutch your nuts and fear for your life.
Posted at 3:29 PM to Bogus History
Not-So-Secret Squirrels! Miles killed one in the yard last week. They are weak and resistance to Miles' jaws is futile.
You said 'clutch your nuts' and McGehee's NOT in here already? Someone check and see if he's breathing.
Hey, maybe the squirrels got him. WE R IN UR TREE, CLUTCHING UR NUTZ.
The best I could come up with was a riff on the old Homer Simpson of Borg sig line from back in the days of USENET -- you know, B.G. (before Google).
"Mmmm... D'oh! NUTS!!!"
Or some such.