The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

16 August 2007

Squirrels of the Borg

They always were a trifle indiscriminate about the species they assimilated, and this is the unfortunate result.

Clutch your nuts and fear for your life.

Posted at 3:29 PM to Bogus History

Not-So-Secret Squirrels! Miles killed one in the yard last week. They are weak and resistance to Miles' jaws is futile.

Posted by: Aero at 7:17 PM on 16 August 2007

You said 'clutch your nuts' and McGehee's NOT in here already? Someone check and see if he's breathing.

Hey, maybe the squirrels got him. WE R IN UR TREE, CLUTCHING UR NUTZ.

Posted by: Mister Snitch! at 9:30 PM on 16 August 2007

The best I could come up with was a riff on the old Homer Simpson of Borg sig line from back in the days of USENET -- you know, B.G. (before Google).

"Mmmm... D'oh! NUTS!!!"

Or some such.

Posted by: McGehee at 3:47 PM on 17 August 2007