6 August 2007
Strange search-engine queries (79)
The referrer log is a river, endlessly flowing, bringing the details of your visits; once in a while I stick in a pan, shake it a bit, and see if I can come up with some pure comic gold, or at least some risible pyrite.
is it illegal to be in your back yard naked in phoenix: Not necessarily, but you'd better have SPF 6.0221415 × 1023.
walmart how do they get away with paying such low wages: Because you keep shopping there.
der wienerschnitzel vegan: Cognitive dissonance boiled down to three words.
clever ways to deal with a steep driveway in the winter: "Bribe your neighbor to shovel it off" seems like it might work.
girlfriend says penis taste weird: Compared to what? Arugula? Zucchini?
big hooters: The one on I-240 is 5,285 square feet.
ocelot spleen: We never get requests for proper food.
how to get infinite minutes on a motorola V170 phone: Plug the flux capacitor directly into the charging port.
INTJs don't date: Not true. They just won't date you.
what does it mean when a transmission is rebuilt: It means you get to write a very large check.
how do I undress the Feng twins: Presumably one at a time.
car is an extension of men's penis: If that were the case, you'd see bigger bumper guards.