20 August 2007
Strange search-engine queries (81)
I never quite seem to run out of these, and apparently the demand hasn't run out either, so:
human flesh forks: You'll also need spoons for the brains.
all girls legs in 1969: Forget about it. It's thoughts of that sort which caused me to drop from fourth in my class to seventh.
should one tip sonic drive-in servers: If you can do so without getting your drink spilled.
"air bags" boobs: No real resemblance, unless you have a bra that looks like a steering wheel.
yellow spidery things in room: Maybe it's, um, yellow spiders.
rub little white girls on the ass: A good way to get a little white hand across your face.
eharmony "unattractive women": Realistically, what are your chances of finding a supermodel on a dating site?
bob looks lilke it's going to need a beefy: What, did he find a supermodel on a dating site or something?
tired sexy girls less than 18 years: If they're that young, they shouldn't be tired.
what type of person normally buys a 2007 Lexus RX 350? The type of person who wants a Toyota Highlander but wouldn't be caught dead in a Toyota dealership.
Nichols Hills panhandler: Has neatly-printed sign that says GOD BLESS YOU. HAVE YOU GOT ANY GREY POUPON?
is it ok to just walk away from an argument? Um, did you say something?Posted at 6:47 AM to You Asked For It