13 August 2007
Strange search-engine queries (80)
In case you just wandered in here from Lower Slobbovia we're higher, though not tremendously so once a week I shake out the contents of the referrer logs and assemble a compilation of search strings chosen for their sheer weirdness. The figure above in parentheses indicates that I've done this a few times before.
it ain't gonna suck itself: Too bad. I'd love to see that on video.
"second life" male bushy pubic hair: Because it's so hard to grow in real life.
steven tyler airbrushed paintings: Didn't help. Still looks like Steven Tyler.
naked montanans: You just want to see somebody's Butte.
erotic chrome female robots: That will be $2000 extra.
jello in loincloth: No wonder Tarzan looks so glum these days.
men invented pantyhose make them wear it: I don't think this is quite the sort of precedent you want to establish.
nudism in greenland: See? There's an upside to global warming.
worm poop x-games: Now that's "extreme."
naked women in new jersey married looking to get laid: So far as I know, there are no naked women in New Jersey.
john edwards 5000 square foot home: Home? That's the garage.
nude sunbath fence next door peek: You do and I'll poke your eye out.
treating coprophagia with flintstones vitamins: "Here, honey, try some of these. They taste like crap."Posted at 6:29 AM to You Asked For It