23 August 2007Up to date with the oldest professionI have to admit, this pitch is unique:
The Aphrodite Project Team is pleased to announce the launch of Platforms, a new line of footwear specifically designed for sex work. Platforms are both an homage to Aphrodite and her prostitute-priestesses as well as a practical tool for the contemporary sex worker. With Platforms, we have created a seamlessly integrated system of shoes and online services. Our shoes use the latest technology to bring sex workers on par with other public workers, whose lives are valued highly because they work in dangerous professions that serve the needs of the community.
Platforms contain integrated audio and video (for getting attention, I suppose), a GPS system, an alarm system, and hidden compartments for stashing cash and condoms and such. What I don't want to know is what happens when she steps in a puddle. (Via Shoewawa.) Posted at 7:40 PM to Rag Trade"Our shoes use the latest technology to bring sex workers on par with other public workers" Oh yeah, like shoes are the only difference between whores and working women like Paris Hilton... uh... what was the point I was going to make... Posted by: Mister Snitch! at 10:03 PM on 23 August 2007Ms. Hilton isn't doing it for the money..... Posted by: unimpressed at 10:20 PM on 23 August 2007A puddle?! Good Grief, Who's the wench servicing, King Kong? Posted by: paulsmos at 12:54 AM on 24 August 2007Shouldn't the heels be rounder in the back? Posted by: McGehee at 6:25 AM on 24 August 2007Oh, beHAVE. Posted by: Mister Snitch! at 9:06 PM on 24 August 2007Maybe she's "dating" Marmaduke.... Posted by: unimpressed at 6:59 PM on 25 August 2007 |