The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

27 September 2007

Aw, nuts

Gerard Van der Leun speculates along lines I'd just as soon not think about:

To think, to really think, that Hillary has the only set of C-in-C brass balls among the Democrats may, in fact, turn out to be true. Yet one must always remember that for a Democrat, at this stage of their shady game, to claim to have balls of any metallic substance is an easy gambit. Teflon testicles are today's standard issue for the Crats. I'll admit that measured against someone like John Edwards the impression that Hillary possesses a penis may well have some truth to it, but it still will not likely measure much above two inches. Not nearly enough to get her the Boudica bump she needs.

Of course, there's always Photoshop:


Hillary's Big Secret

Prasutagus was not available for comment.

Posted at 7:40 AM to Political Science Fiction


TrackBack: 2:08 PM, 28 September 2007
» Miscellany from Tinkerty Tonk
That's some set of cojones: Hillary....[read more]

Oh, god. If Bob Hope were still alive he'd be singing Thaaaaaanks for the ni-ightmaaaaares..."

Posted by: McGehee at 9:45 AM on 27 September 2007

Aha! I knew it.

Posted by: Mister Snitch! at 2:23 AM on 29 September 2007

Now it is your turn to ruin MY day.

Posted by: vanderleun at 4:43 PM on 5 October 2007