Hey, you with the garbage

You know what would be really cool?

If you actually closed the top of that goddamn truck so cardboard boxes and such wouldn't come spinning out of it every time you changed lanes.

But then, you'd be deprived of the joy of watching someone catching the edge of one of them and then schlepping it six miles down the highway, so I suppose that's not part of your plan.

Posted at 1:17 PM to Wastes of Oxygen