The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

7 September 2007

It's not you, it's me

(If you were ever dumped by an English teacher, amend to read "It's not you, it's I.")

This is apparently one of the five most tragic dumping lines, and it's certainly the one to which I can most easily relate, even though it's never actually been used on me.

The translations are interesting, though:

Number 3: We want different things right now
Translation: I want to sleep with your sister and it's just not going to happen is it?

Now that's brazen.

Posted at 8:00 AM to Table for One


I must have a different definition for "most tragic." Something along the lines of, "...BY ORDER OF THIS COURT..."

Posted by: McGehee at 10:18 AM on 7 September 2007

"Number 3: We want different things right now
Translation: I want to sleep with your sister and it's just not going to happen is it?"

Well, not with a negative attitude like THAT, no.

Posted by: Mister Snitch! at 7:20 PM on 7 September 2007

Number 3 could have been worse....he could have said the same thing about her brother....(or was that -her- talking about his?)

Posted by: unimpressed at 11:43 PM on 9 September 2007