The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

6 September 2007

Still on the line

The old Wichita Aeros never made much headway in the American Association, and when they moved to Buffalo in the middle 1980s to become the Bison, a name which seems at least slightly redundant, scarcely anyone mourned. A new Texas League club, the Pilots, later the Wranglers, was assembled, but they're moving to Springdale, Arkansas for next season.

There's a contest to pick the name for the new new team — you can participate here if you're so inclined — but Wichita Eagle sportswriter Bob Lutz has a better idea.

Were it up to me, and be glad it isn't, I'd christen them the Wichita Linemen.

Posted at 2:29 PM to Base Paths


And the Wranglers became the Arkansas Naturals, which has to be one of the dumber names for a baseball I've ever heard.

Posted by: rita at 5:40 AM on 7 September 2007

Had they become the Au Naturals, things could have become a bit raw...

Posted by: unimpressed at 11:45 PM on 9 September 2007

Crap. I dunno the proper tags on this thing. Charles: edit please?

Posted by: unimpressed at 11:47 PM on 9 September 2007

I forgot to mention that the Au Naturals would be something of a sensation. (Madelyn Kahn's line in _History of the World Part II_ comes to mind: "I love quick-time harch.")

Posted by: unimpressed at 3:07 PM on 10 September 2007