24 September 2007
Strange search-engine queries (86)
Once a week, I take out my fine-toothed comb, which hasn't been useful on my actual hair for a couple of decades now, and I go through the referrer logs, looking for the sort of search string out of which I can wring a few cheap laffs. You'd be surprised, or appalled, at how well this works.
are m&m made from beetles: Not the green ones.
pantyhose smoke meth crossdress dad: What is this, the proposal for a new "reality" TV series?
skirt "without showing your underwear": Do not think you can escape this requirement by not wearing underwear.
condoleezza rice - short skirts: Well, not so short that you can see her underwear.
will a woman uncross her legs for you to take a peek and then recross them? Most women: probably not. Condi: definitely not.
constipation atomic cocktail: Some people have neither patience nor Dulcolax.
8 inch boyfriend: Really? How big's his wang?
welding smoke can affect on penis: I believe one should always wear pants while welding.
McDonalds lawsuit over chicken bones in mcnuggets: Wouldn't this imply the presence of actual chicken?
oprah "cookies tossed": While she can afford to outsource it, generally Oprah prefers to toss her own cookies.
"former social security recipient": New euphemism for "deceased."
do check cashing places check for high school education: For customers, or for staff?
dustbury system: Find a piece of shtick and work it a minimum of eighty-six times.Posted at 6:28 AM to You Asked For It