The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

18 September 2007

Your mom

"If the mothers ruled the world there would be no goddamn wars in the first place."Sally Field

Top Ten other changes you could expect if the mothers ruled the world:

  1. No more salary: you're going on an allowance
  2. "Wait until your father gets home" will carry all the gravitas of "All mimsy were the borogoves"
  3. Two words: tricycle helmet
  4. Photon torpedos would be introduced 200 years late and would be shaped l