The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

28 October 2007

Bill Gates turns 52

Let's all wish the chairman of Microsoft a happy birthday.


This wish is licensed, not sold. This agreement only gives you some rights to use the wish. Microsoft reserves all other rights. Unless applicable law gives you more rights despite this limitation, you may express the wish only as expressly permitted in this agreement. In doing so, you must comply with any technical limitations in the wish that only allow you to use it in certain ways. For more information, see You may not:

  • work around any technical limitations in the wish;
  • reverse engineer, decompile or disassemble the wish, except and only to the extent that applicable law expressly permits, despite this limitation;
  • use components of the wish to express desires not related to the subject of the wish.

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Posted at 11:11 AM to PEBKAC

I decided on an open-source wishing application, myself.

Posted by: McGehee at 11:49 AM on 28 October 2007

Anybody have a crack or serial generator for this wish?

Posted by: Jeffro at 8:29 PM on 28 October 2007
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