The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

31 October 2007

Feeding the hungry insects

That wasn't the plan, but that's what happened:

My shampoo is infused with melon and cucumber extract, my conditioner with apple extract. My shower soap is berry and my lotion is peach. It's no wonder when I walk outside I'm under attack — the bugs are lined up waiting for me, I smell like a friggin fruit stand.

I generally eschew conditioner — what have I to condition? — but otherwise, this fruit salad doesn't sound a whole lot different from my own. In fact, mine may be worse, since I have a tendency to buy the cheap stuff, which often lacks subtlety. (Mental note: See if Alberto sells a VO7 or 8.)

Posted at 10:01 AM to Dyssynergy

<smacks head> Wow! I coulda had a VO8!

Posted by: McGehee at 2:04 PM on 31 October 2007