The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

24 October 2007

I miss all the good dinners

Last night at Nemo's:

Tonight at my house we're having white rhino steaks, preceded by an appetizer of seal pup sushi served over a bed of crushed genuine arctic circle ice.

Then we're going to turn on all the showers at full heat — it's "Rain Forest" night, which the kids always love. It usually takes all six air conditioners about two hours on maximum cool to get the temperature back down below 90 degrees before bedtime.

Remind me to ask him if spotted owl tastes like chicken.

Posted at 7:21 AM to Worth a Fork

Ha! I am writing down stories about eating fresh tuna, swordfish, ... to tell my grandchildren for quite a while.

Posted by: SnoopyTheGoon at 7:45 AM on 24 October 2007

I've not tried the rhino yet. But if it's recommended... I am very partial to the purveyors of tuna who don't care if a dolphin or two are added into the mix.

Dolphin-- the other-Other white meat. Ummm good!

Posted by: localmalcontent at 11:53 AM on 24 October 2007

Unfortunately, I missed the night they served giant panda.

Posted by: McGehee at 1:45 PM on 24 October 2007