The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

4 October 2007

Look what we did

News Item: The American Family Association is claiming credit for declining sales at Ford Motor Company. The Tupelo, Mississippi-based group, headed by Donald Wildmon, has called several times for a boycott of Ford products, most recently in March 2006.

Top Ten other AFA accomplishments to be highlighted in upcoming press releases:

  1. The San Francisco earthquake of 1906
  2. Eric Rudolph managed to stay out of sight for five whole years
  3. Crash beat out Brokeback Mountain for Best Picture
  4. Complete absence of homosexuals in Iran
  5. The San Francisco earthquake of 1989
  6. Reliability issues with VW Jetta
  7. Pat Robertson still not dead and still has a TV show
  8. Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco Treat, not available in San Francisco restaurants
  9. West Hollywood not actually part of Hollywood
  10. San Francisco Giants finish last in NL West

From Henry IV, Part I, Act Three:

Glendower: "I can call spirits from the vasty deep."

Hotspur: "Why so can I, or so can any man; but will they come when you do call them?"

Posted at 6:55 AM to Driver's Seat , Listing to One Side


I think they also took credit for my ingrown toenail.

I still didn't send them any money.

Posted by: McGehee at 8:34 AM on 4 October 2007

4. Pat Robertson still not dead and still has a TV show

No, Pat Robertson sold his soul to Satan for THOSE privileges.

Posted by: Dan B at 4:42 PM on 4 October 2007

Hotspur said that? I thought it was something Hillary said to Obama.

Posted by: Mister Snitch! at 6:54 PM on 4 October 2007