The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

10 October 2007

Paul can has epifunny?

Srsly. Epistle to the Galatians, chapter 3:

  1. Silly Galatians! Wut dangles the string in frunt of u? U saw teh man on stix?

  2. U can haz no catnip from Ceiling Cat, win u playz nice! lol! Not less u can has trusts!

  3. U silly! U haz teh catnips, but you eated it! Now u try try to be good?

  4. Is u just chasin tail?

  5. Does Ceiling Cat has for u catnip and finger wigle trix cuz u gud? Or cuz u has trusts?

  6. Abraham can has trusts, and Ceiling Cat said good kitah!

  7. Win u can has trusts, us is like Abraham!

  8. A long book sayd the Ceiling Cat, even lieks ppl who ownz teh doogie when dey gots teh trusts! Das y Abraham wuz so kewl.

Note: In 6, "kitah" is evidently a variant spelling of "kitteh."

Posted at 10:24 AM to Immaterial Witness


Yeah, good thing they did this. The Bible was way too transparent before. I can haz transubstantiation now?

Posted by: Mister Snitch! at 10:53 AM on 10 October 2007

BTW: "Kitah" is the 'loud' form of "kitteh", usually followed by an exclamation mark. This practice was established by Eric Cartman, in whom much of LOL-speak is rooted. Mkay?

Posted by: Mister Snitch! at 11:06 AM on 10 October 2007

Paul'z in yr Bibl savin yr soulz!

Posted by: McGehee at 11:42 AM on 10 October 2007