The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

19 October 2007

Quote of the week

This actually dates to the summer of '06, but I only just saw it this week. From Fragments by cynyr:

And God created man unto His own image. Male and Female created He them, and God looked upon them, and saw that His work was good.

And the Man and the Woman soon forgot God, for they saw that obedience was not fun, and in their boredom they took other gods, for they were weak and exceeding stupid.

So Man went out and partook of the fruit of the vine, and the brew of hops and barley, and the powder of the coca tree, and he stole and robbed and murdered, and lay around the trailer all day, and there was much filing of the disability claim.

And Woman went out smoked crack and fell in with evil men, and the evil men saw the woman was fair, and they whored her on the street corner and took the money for themselves.

You don't need to be an Old Testament prophet to know how this story ends. Or, more precisely, doesn't end.

Posted at 10:34 AM to QOTW