The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

8 October 2007

Strange search-engine queries (88)

Well, let's see what the Googlers and the Askers and all those other Yahoos out there have wrought this week:

how to kill an hour:  Go back through about 4000 referrer-log entries and hope you find something funny.

High Heel Shoes: Does it affect female personality?  I think you can safely assume that it does once she starts saying something to the effect that "These effing shoes are killing me."

"maureen dowd" lesbian:  You mean men really aren't necessary?

Is Today Dinamic Range Overloading Older Audio Equipment:  What dynamic range? Everything these days is compressed to within an inch of its life.

intj rationalization people hate you:  Maybe, but if you're really an INTJ you don't give a damn.

should you be naked when you masturbate:  Maybe, but if you're really an INTJ you don't give a damn.

Carnation Instant Bitch:  Breakfast of champions.

how i find sluts in karachi pakistan:  Pretty much the same way you'd find sluts anywhere else, I imagine.

autozone diagnostic codes believable:  The codes, certainly. The interpretation, not so certainly.

What happened to PFS First Choice software:  Eventually, it was no longer the first choice.

philosophers who advocate non-competitiveness in education & sport:  The technical term is "losers."

kwyjibo online dating:  You mean someone might actually want a big, dumb, balding North American ape with no chin and a short temper?

how does home depot find shoplifters:  Usually surly and uncooperative.

is it ok to use an expired enema kit:  It might be, but keep in mind that this answer is entirely suppository.

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Just checking in to say...




Posted by: Mark ALger at 10:58 AM on 8 October 2007

Maybe, but if you're really an INTJ you don't give a damn.

My mother-in-law is an ISTJ, which she says stands for "I Seldom Tell Jokes."

My wife has a co-worker whom I have decided must be an ISGJ -- "I Seldom Get Jokes."

Posted by: McGehee at 3:13 PM on 8 October 2007

What happened to...

And I see that comment of mine about antiquated software is still indexed. My abject apologies.

Posted by: McGehee at 3:16 PM on 8 October 2007

Don't feel bad. I've had two Home Depot-related items in the past two weeks, and someone from corporate apparently got a look at them today.

Posted by: CGHill at 4:45 PM on 8 October 2007

Apologies in advance for getting you sued by Home Deephole.

Posted by: Dan B at 2:07 PM on 10 October 2007