22 October 2007
Strange search-engine queries (90)
The climate changes, little by little; the weather changes, sometimes a lot; but one thing that never changes, apparently, is the fact that some people have a gift for coming up with odd search strings. (And another is my willingness to exploit that gift for my own nefarious purposes.)
toll road expense Omaha to Oklahoma City I-35: Aside from the fact that I-35 doesn't go through Omaha at all, if you take I-29 to Kansas City and then I-35 the rest of the way, the Kansas Turnpike Authority will relieve you of $5.25 for the stretch south of Emporia.
kim possible costume crossdress: I like the idea, but have you seen that girl's waistline? You're going to have to be laced in with high-tension wire.
size of the biggest men's penis in Nigeria: According to one letter I received, it's eleven and a half inches; however, its owner has died, and if I wire $10,000 to his heirs by next Saturday, I can have four and a quarter for myself.
Mo Rocca and Ann Coulter in a Hot Tub: This search is useless without pictures.
do they plug the rectum of prison inmates before execution in the electric chair: Ask the poor soul who gets to clean the chair.
aanr "shed": As an AANR member, I think it's safe to say they're using it as a verb.
urinal cake not really cake: It's not? Well, piss on it, then.
rush limbaugh's yearly income? Probably enough to pay for his own damn health insurance.
are priuses really green: Most of them seem to be either gray or silver metallic.Posted at 5:58 AM to You Asked For It