"I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less."
26 November 2007A dab of Armor All behind the mirrorsThis guy shouldn't be allowed in a parking lot:
Wong was observed checking out three BMW vehicles on display at the BMW display at the Home and Garden Show on March 22. Then, he was seen sitting on the roof of a 2007 BMW 328i sedan, valued at $50,000.
Shortly after that, Wong had dropped his sweat pants to his ankles and was spotted masturbating while sitting with his legs dangling over the driver's door window. Security eventually detained Wong until police showed up and a clean-up crew had to wash down the BMW. Apparently it's not just Bimmers, either:
[A psychiatrist] said Wong reported he also gets aroused by certain cars, including a 1967 Camaro and a 1955 Chevy Bel Air, and blames the owners for buying the cars because it tempts him to "pleasure" himself.
Court heard Wong was also arrested May 24 for jumping on a 2005 Mini Cooper outside the downtown Boston Pizza, dropping his pants and proceeding to "tuck, rub and bounce his naked genitalia" on the hood of the car. He also admitted climbing onto the roof of a 1991 Buick Century parked at the rear of a south-side home, taking off his clothes and masturbating on June 12. A '91 Buick? This guy is hard-core and then some. They're going to have to chain him to an AMC Gremlin, drive him halfway up the Dempster Highway, and leave him there. (Via The Poor Farm.) Posted at 7:00 AM to Wastes of OxygenTrackBack: 2:27 PM, 1 December 2007 » I Love My Car But There's A Limit from Interested-Participant Some guys are car lovers and some guys make love to cars. Wong is the latter and he is freaky. We have whole new meanings for "parking" and "autoerotic." Check the link....[read more] Wow, At least he's appropriately named. :-) Posted by: Craig at 10:42 AM on 26 November 2007Appliantologist, I bet. Posted by: Ed Flinn at 11:49 AM on 26 November 2007I had a company car in the mid 90s that I almost felt the same way for. 'Almost', the operative word. It was a '93 Lexus GS350, and while driving it, I was king of the road! But do the loving memories of that car qualify as fantasies? Posted by: localmalcontent at 2:13 PM on 26 November 2007There's a really great joke to be made here, but the setup is more effort than the punchline is worth. Posted by: McGehee at 3:25 PM on 26 November 2007A simpler joke, though, would be to observe that he's unclear on the concept of auto-eroticism. Posted by: McGehee at 3:27 PM on 26 November 2007McGehee, now that was funny! |