12 November 2007
But clean the locker room anyway
Five days after I patiently explained why you shouldn't start standing in line for Sonics tickets in Oklahoma City just yet, the Oklahoman's Mr. Monday provides a counterargument:
Let's try this exercise:
Mr. Monday: The Sonics are going to leave.
Leafy-Green Seattleite: Wait, but what about ...
Mr. Monday: No, really, the Sonics are going to leave and come to Oklahoma City.
Solar-powered, ex-Ralph Nader delegate: But you guys have a small TV market and poorly planned bicycle routes.
Mr. Monday: Our dudes own the team. You are making them upset.
Hybrid-driving, carpooling mountain climber: Ugh, capitalism.
Mr. Monday: Scoreboard, ya hippie.
My objections to this line of thought are twofold:
Point, counterpoint. Cue the other shoe.Posted at 7:33 AM to Net Proceeds