The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

28 November 2007

Not including heels

At least once a week someone wanders in here trying to find out how tall Ann Coulter is. I've never had the opportunity to find out for myself, obviously; Andrea Harris, having spotted her in a bookstore, reported that Ms C isn't all that tall.

The police department of Palm Beach, however, has now assured us that she's five-ten and 115 lb, which supports my thesis that she might benefit from a visit to Krispy Kreme. (If she's in the area, I'll buy.)

Posted at 7:39 AM to Almost Yogurt

Holy canoli. I could fit her entire body into my right thigh. Give that woman a donut.

Posted by: GreenCanary at 9:37 AM on 28 November 2007

If she's five-foot-ten then I'm at least six feet tall. And you know I'm not.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at 10:56 AM on 28 November 2007

It occurs to me that some of her less-savory attitudes might be explainable by the constant state of near-starvation she's in, if she indeed is 5'10" and 115 lbs. Her poor brain is starved for glucose!

Posted by: fillyjonk at 3:06 PM on 28 November 2007

Whatever you do, DON'T take her to the range! That thin and she'll snap from the recoil. You'd never live that down -- destroying a national treasure and all that.


Posted by: Mark Alger at 4:20 PM on 28 November 2007