28 November 2007
Not including heels
At least once a week someone wanders in here trying to find out how tall Ann Coulter is. I've never had the opportunity to find out for myself, obviously; Andrea Harris, having spotted her in a bookstore, reported that Ms C isn't all that tall.
The police department of Palm Beach, however, has now assured us that she's five-ten and 115 lb, which supports my thesis that she might benefit from a visit to Krispy Kreme. (If she's in the area, I'll buy.)
Posted at 7:39 AM to Almost Yogurt
Holy canoli. I could fit her entire body into my right thigh. Give that woman a donut.
If she's five-foot-ten then I'm at least six feet tall. And you know I'm not.
It occurs to me that some of her less-savory attitudes might be explainable by the constant state of near-starvation she's in, if she indeed is 5'10" and 115 lbs. Her poor brain is starved for glucose!
Whatever you do, DON'T take her to the range! That thin and she'll snap from the recoil. You'd never live that down -- destroying a national treasure and all that.