Note to certain cretinous goons

It's not so much that I object to fixing the problems you caused — that is, after all, part of the job description — but it's galling in the extreme to know that you won't suffer any consequences for having caused them.

Yeah, I know. Life isn't fair. Never has been, never will be. But if there's anything to this karma business, somewhere down the line you're going to be spending all your waking hours searching for Purina Weasel Chow.