12 November 2007
Strange search-engine queries (93)
Once again it's time to upend the referrer logs, shake, and see if anything amusing falls out.
sagittarius girl rejected marriage proposal: Maybe she just wasn't interested in a Virgo.
bill clinton does not drink: In his younger days, he could drink you under the table. And, as long as you're under the table....
percent of women with midget fetish: Undoubtedly a small percentage.
chocolateless brownie recipe: Then wash it down with a near-beer.
why are nuts so expensive: It's a plot by Shell to control squirrels.
where are streetwalkers in Tulsa? Have you tried, um, the street?
anti-lick brakes: Not that rotors taste so good.
Are Crocs shoes edible: I'd sooner eat a brake rotor.
is there an oven used to make crack cocaine: You're looking for the Easy-Flake Oven.
what do women think about men wearing anal plugs: Their first thought is probably "What a bunch of assholes."
How to approach a girl you have never met before if youre an intj: The true INTJ spends no time wondering about such things: if she has anything to recommend her, she'll introduce herself.
"charles g. hill" french: I don't think I've ever been frenched.
yogurt sam houston parkway: Of course, being Texas yogurt, it contains jalapeños.
all the candidates suck: I'm pretty sure Hillary won't.